Back Burner: Shin Godzilla
Rice with Sriracha Sauce Perhaps it’s important to know that I am a “big” Godzilla fan. I’ve nearly seen every ancient and modern Godzilla movie known to man one time […]
Back Burner: It Comes at Night
Lemons Welcome to the Back-Burner Reviews! Here, I like to bring up movies that haven’t hit the mainstream vein of blockbuster movies you’ll see in theaters, but that doesn’t mean […]
War for the Planet of the Apes
Banana Bread with Nuts There used to be trilogies back in the day where a single character arc would span three movies. It usually comprised of a long journey, […]
Transformers: The Last Knight
Salmonella Chicken Michael Bay’s Transformers: The Last Knight is a cacophonous, witless, racist, imbecilic, idolent, catatonic, white-trash, sexist, hustle-praising, Bay-Pomp striding, stupidly pretentious, vainglorious attempt at narcissism manifesting itself in […]
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Mexican Churro This summer seems to be a welcome reprieve for the MCU. Spider-Man Homecoming was as refreshing as the sequel to Guardians of the Galaxy with a deliberate focus […]
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Blueberry Pie with Blue Vanilla Ice Cream Guardians of the Galaxy is over-the-top, borderline nonsensical, deeply irreverent, highly bombastic, deathly sarcastic, but they are the most engaging, emotionally driven characters […]
Logan
Tough Beef Jerky In the face of rising superhero multiverses, over-the-top special effects, spectacular action set pieces, and conventional comic book hack-offs, Logan adopts a much more intimate and thus […]
Jurassic World
∗∗∗∗ JUMBO DINO BURGER Jurassic World does something totally different than any sequel or reboot has done before. It plays on the very core thread of the original film. The […]
San Andreas
∗∗∗ BOWL OF CHILI What can surpass the awe inspiring destruction of 2012, that is, the destruction of earth and story making. Nothing honestly. 2012 was the mother of all […]
Avengers: Age of Ultron
**** Fried Chicken, Seasoned Fries, Mash Potatoes, and Biscuits. Superhero movies are only as good as their bad guys. Let’s be honest, the first Avengers was cool because of the […]
The Cinnamon Movie Review 